The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

by Hehsjbdysyx December 14, 2023

by LVGhost September 2, 2023

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.
I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.
by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

by Tipti July 6, 2023
