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pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
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national Adrian popsicle day

Where fat kid gives out a lot of popsicles to people
I Love getting popsicles from Adrian on national Adrian popsicle day
by Hehsjbdysyx December 14, 2023
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Popsicle

When you have a quad amputee girl that rides you cowgirl style.
I picked her up out of her wheelchair and she hopped on my dick like a “Popsicle” on a stick!
by LVGhost September 2, 2023
mugGet the Popsiclemug.

Rusty Popsicle

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.
I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.
by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025
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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."
by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018
mugGet the mayonnaise popsiclemug.

Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.
AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Popsiclemug.

Popsicle

Used to describe something that is so uncool it becomes cool.
My dads barefoot shoes are so popsicle.
by Tipti July 6, 2023
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