Apple Pie

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry May 11, 2018

Sit on the pie

Verb- A phrase for when one does something very stupid, ruining a previously joyous event, like buying a pie and then accidentally sitting on it.

"He did what?! He crashed his new car?! Wow, he really sat on the pie this time!"

"Now this is an important meeting, don't sit on the pie and embarrass us again!"

"You forgot your son's birthday cake?! Way to sit on the pie Dick!"

by D. Bagg March 20, 2012

Yellow Pie

A type of STD discovered by a blueberry on a game
It is discovered in the ass where the rectum oozes out a yellow substance. Very painful

Someone with yellow pie left a mess in the bathroom.

by LickMyYellowPie1 July 7, 2011

Raisin Pie

The act of having sex with an elderly woman, or to describe an elderly woman’s vagina.

Eric is a PSW at a nursing home and frequently scores some Raisin Pie.

by SilverMullet December 20, 2020

pie dancing

a very popular dance in NJ that consists of a hard cock and a wet pussy engaging in hot sex while bouncing to a beat.

After a night of bumping and grinding at "BLACK", giggles wet pussy vise gripped around Mickey's waist as he lifted her off the bed. He drove his cock deep inside while bouncing to the beat when he realized that he was pie dancing.....

by giggles June 2, 2004

Pie and Mash

1. A very popular 'old school' dish in London, namely the East End. Consists of a Pie containing just Minced Beef and a serving of Mashed Potato. Commonly covered with 'Liquor' (Pronounced 'Licker'), which is an almost flavourless sauce consisting of flour, water and parsley.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for 'Slash', meaning to urinate.

3. A slang term for 'Gash' referring to the female genitalia. Although in this case, it is used to refer to any type of sexual contact with a partner, not just 'Gash'

1: Lets go to the Pie and Mash shop for lunch.

2: I can't hold it any more, I'm going for a Pie and Mash.

3:
Guy: I went and saw my girlfriend last night.

Friend: Sweet, did you get any pie and mash?

by MJBoy February 25, 2009

Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)

Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!

by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010