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when pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him
brodie online suicidal pedo rage arhhhh!!!!!
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Pedo

A word used to describe "groomers" such as Millistice (owner of millistice.com) aka nul aka elvie aka xhax
Pedos do NOT deserve natural rights
by kaedeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024
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pedo

stereoypically a man who drives a white van looking for little kiddies to be kidnaped
pedo:hey how u doin'
kid:ummmm *the fuck do i do*
pedo: u hungry i have food in the back of me van
kid:*i guess im hungry* ye sure *gets in van*

pedo: *drives of*
kid:*banging on the van scared out of their shit*
random old lady:*well something is al little sussy*
by PApEr|CuT June 12, 2021
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nice pedo

a pedo who you actually like such as not wanting to run away from them or calling the cops. Meaning you actually want them to fuck you because they are a nice pedo.
bruh i met this pedo online and i actually like him/her i think he/she is a nice pedo
by Big Batty Homo 76 August 10, 2019
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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
by Mrci December 12, 2021
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fb pedo

meta-paedophile Brodie who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable FB children online messaging them
by mrs tosser November 29, 2025
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