Pants Pepper

A cunning swift chop to the gonads. The desired result is a burning sensation in the genitalia of an unsuspecting chap.

Person 1: Would you like a pants pepper?
Person 2: Why what is that?
(Person 1 proceeds to chop the gonads, or "pepper" if you will).
Person 2: Ouch.. it burns.. silly me.

by Rob Rezzka December 12, 2003

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

by Granny Moses July 23, 2003

Persistence Pants

n. The pants/trousers/slacks in your wardrobe that you aim to diet into.

"They are nice pants, do you still wear them?" "no, i can't even fit one leg into them, they are my persistence pants"

by Wixon November 1, 2007

Canadas Pants

THE U.S.A!!!

Canada: Hey america!

USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?

Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!

*highfives greenland*

by SKQHQ May 15, 2010

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

angry pants

A euphemism for a girls period. "Angry pants time" is the time when a girl is usually more irritable than others and has a tendency to be "angry" often.

#1: Man, Carly's being a real bitch lately.
#2: Yeah, she has, must be angry pants time.

by Jesse Brown October 19, 2005

flood pants

Pants that fall around the ankle. Often called high-waters/ high waters as well. This refers to the fact that you can wear them when there is a flood, or "high waters."

Wow, those flood pants are so cute, but your ankles must get cold during the winter...

by Maderaverde April 29, 2005