A term Anix used on his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored the walls of his house oyster.
by JustBloxburg December 20, 2020
The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.
Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018
Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 10, 2021
The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 26, 2013
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.
Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!
by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023
A noisy noise annoys an oyster
by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021