Bavarian Oyster

Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.

"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."

by Drive Thru Donkey November 15, 2019

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking

No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.

by Rob Gator August 3, 2018

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 6, 2025

Oyster Sister

Two girls that have slept with the same guy

Emily and I both slept with Phil. We are now Known as oyster sister !!

by ChristyG October 26, 2019

Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019