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Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.
“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”
by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025
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Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with
Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.
by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
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Apology tour

When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
I've done something wrong i should make Apology tour
by Stanke December 5, 2022
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tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
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Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans
Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
by Merc2009 December 20, 2023
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EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.
I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.
by Penman96 May 14, 2021
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pic-tour

1. email containing pictures from
family or friends vacation or trip.

2. website containing pictures of ones vacation or trip.
I really enjoyed Sandy's pic-tour and was
quite amused by her photographic skills.
by otay May 30, 2005
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