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rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.
"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."
by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017
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japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.
Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.
by CammieBox February 2, 2017
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greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
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swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready
Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up
by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017
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Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.
Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.
by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016
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grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022
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Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
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