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grease Tendrils

Long hair of a person that hasn't washed it in a while and thus is sticking together in strands.
Today Asmongold is again showing of his grease tendrils during the stream.
by Bastispark July 17, 2022
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease's Pieces

When something is so incredibly greasy you have to wip out the pieces
*drinks bong water*

"OH MY THAT'S GREASE'S PIECES"
by ON JUB August 23, 2019
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Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
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Grease Filibuster

DO NOT CALL HIM MR.
by kevito_fanboy January 6, 2023
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Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.
Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.
by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019
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Grease Gorilla

A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.
by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018
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