BJ

Bad Job.

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."

by AmXtra June 23, 2024

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

bj hav

gingy's license plate on his white daddy's rich person jeep that's more advanced than emily's 2016 mobile. although some people may say bj stands for blow job and not gingys dads initials... poor boy has never had a blow job but drives a car that represents it

gingy's license plate says bj hav even though he "hav" never "hav" a blow job #throatgoat

by robokio March 3, 2022

BJ

BJ is a monkey who loves bananas

Hey BJ why are you so gay?

by bleha3y October 16, 2022

B & BJ

sex act that starts in Bed , Ends With a Blowjob.. the right way

" I just watched Some B & BJ Porn it was Rad, Not to be confused with Cuck Or BBW

by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022

Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.

Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...

by DaRealOne64 September 7, 2023

bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016