I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?
by Scrappy012482 March 22, 2016
A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.
I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.
by exprmntle August 17, 2014
Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
by Lsteele November 05, 2020
by Lsteele November 05, 2020
by Cardnyl April 23, 2022
A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.
Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018