Crust Bust

When you cum hard ferocious chuncks that can penetrate hard objects like wood, sheet metal, etc

I had a mad crust bust last night, it nearly broke my tv

by PK444 January 13, 2019

Crust Bust

When you cum hard, chuncky balls with such speed and velocity, it can penetrate solid objects like wood and potentially walls.

I had such a mad crust bust last night, it almost shaddered my tv screen.

by PK444 January 13, 2019

Pizza Crust

Can refer to sex (rough or soft) or someone's penis.

Would you like your pizza crust rough or soft

by Veronicalodgetisdall June 17, 2018

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019