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the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open
dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays
by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019
mugGet the the chance of meatballsmug.
We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
mugGet the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfectmug.
When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.


There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
mugGet the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug.

Chance

A tall skinny white guy whi doesn't take no for an answer or when to shut his mouth
"Chance really doesn't know when to shut the hell up"
by anonymous February 16, 2024
mugGet the Chancemug.

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