DICK-nityless

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity

Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.

by atmy July 3, 2008

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

Mini Nifty

A sample-heavy sound collage band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, known for many comical mixes, but most famous for their 2017 song Women of the World. They are to West Michigan what Negativland is to the San Francisco area.

Julie: What song will you use as the theme to the women's rights event?
Liz: Women of the World by Mini Nifty!
*All women start cheering*

by Seshie June 15, 2018

sister natty

An absolute snitch

Oh is that your sister natty
she is an absolute snitch

by Snitch finder March 30, 2020

Blue nutty buddy

when two guys have reached the "blue balls" stage, they stand facing each other with their penises stacked on top of each other while jerking themselves and their buddy to completion.

James & Tim shared a blue nutty buddy.

by KatieKins20 October 1, 2020

Avaneesh Nitya-Nootan

A phrase that refers to the head of a tuna

His head looked like an Avaneesh Nitya-Nootan

by StirCopter February 15, 2022