IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.

A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"

by mathgirrl November 29, 2009

n dub

a suburb south of boston,the illest neighborhood in weymouth. n dub people have been known to enjoy underage drinking, beating up southies, and attendingwessagussettprimary school. n dub knows whats up. North weymouth has a reputation for breeding the greatest athletes in the conference and reign supreme compared to other parts of the town (southies). area code of this region is 02191

-Hey joe, what do kids in n dub do for fun?

-Usually we just beat up southies then kill their families

by Wildcat football August 23, 2009

Vitamin N

A non-existing vitamin source;
"N" derived from "Nicotine";
A word created by Shinosuke, me.

Example:
<Shinosuke> Shit, I feel so weak..
<Person1> Why? What happened?
<Shinosuke> My body is lacking of Vitamin N... I'm all shaky..
<Person1> Huh? Vitamin N?
<Shinosuke> N! For Nicotine!!
* Shinosuke goes away from his computer and goes out to grab a pack of cigs.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

comeo n

when the phrase "come on" becomes so played out, one must say "comeo n". (pronounced kinda like rodeo, than the letter "n")

Hey, lets all go to the football game.

Nah, lets play some Mario Kart 64 or Double Dash, I mean comeo n.

by El_Scorcho September 20, 2003

N-Town

N-Town is a nickname for the awesome place of Northampton.
Pretty Simple really.

"Hey, comin' down 2 N-Town at the weekend?"

by GREEBOS!!! September 25, 2006

Baby N

A amazingly gorgeous girl who is super fun to hang with and knows how to make you laugh and have a good time. She's the best bestfriend anyone could ask for c:

Oh my gawd Baby N is lookin' to cute for all this <3

by BaaaaaabyDee October 17, 2010