The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 07, 2022
The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
by PeaTearGriffin February 05, 2006
The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.
Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009
Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!
by El Peligroso June 14, 2008
Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.
Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.
by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009
noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
by Peet March 23, 2004