marmaid

a girlfriend who proper job title is barmaid but is really hot

my girlfriend the hottest marmaid

by sometool October 14, 2008

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

marmaring

when one smothers amother in an annoyning fashion. a.k.a. squeezing the kitten, loving to intense, fucking annoyning.

stop marmaring me you pathectic twat.

by wingnutt May 14, 2007

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007

Mormania

The European homeland of the mormans, not to be confused with their origin nation, Mormanistan

god bless mormania and it's proud traditions

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007