morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.

Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.

by Lars Dav March 3, 2017

mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 15, 2014

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

by Zarathud December 10, 2010