Melt

Your typical Health and Safety Officer, who often doesn't turn up to events. And was only occasionally seen from from 2000 to 2010 when his turtle neck jumper was clean.

What a fucking melt!

by EPC massive June 4, 2018

Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Don't melt my ice

Don't make me lose my cool

"Hey asshole, go fuck yourself."

"Don't melt my ice, fam."

by Camper of Bisco November 22, 2020

Melting

When someone is sucking your dick so hard your semen begins to melt

Usually when someone always talks shit about you, or they’re hating on you

melting = dick sucking

David - “Jim gotta be one of the worst football players in our team”
Steven - “ Lol ong he is just a scared runningback who doesn’t wanna get tackled. he’s the reason why the team lost 3 games in a row this season”
Jim - “holy y’all are melting me like crazy”

by Greenbird1010 December 28, 2023

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022