Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

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Melissa

Very Famous

Jane is very Melissa.

by MatthewUkpere March 28, 2021

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Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever

for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out

by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023

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Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.

Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd

by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024

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Melissa

The most thoughtful, caring and amazing person and the love of my life

She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever

by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023

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It's the most funny person in the world! If you have a friend named Melissa Bilen should you never lost her!!! Melissa bilen is the biggest bitch in the would so never ever be mean to her or you will die...
just saying

Example
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"
- OMG YOUR BITCH!"

by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

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