Mullet

A hairstyle where the front is cut shorter than the back. Most people who where them are hillbillies, rednecks, metal heads, white trash, creepers, people who are badass enough to wear one, or people who never grew out of the 80's

A.K.A: Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle, Camero Cut, Business in the front, party in the back, Hockey Hair, Mudflap, Soccer Rocker, and Tennessee Waterfall.

"I ain'ts gots no mullet like Elroy over there! He must be gettin' alls the ladies! I heards he can read!"

by The Shafenater April 28, 2010

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fem-mullet

Mullet on a female, not nearly as cool as a mullet, but what's a female supposed to do?
Or, fullet

Thats why I dont have a mullet, cuz fem-mullets just aren't worth it :-(

by mullets rock June 7, 2003

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Foreskin Mullet

A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.

"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"

"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"

by HarDoug316 May 19, 2014

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