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Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.
“I am a virgin

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand
Magnus by Skkrtboy December 12, 2019

Magnuphobia 

A phobia acquired after facing Magnus Carlsen (FIDE: 2872 | December 2019) in chess and lose the game.
A self-described "obsessive learner" Max Deutsch challenged grandmaster Magnus Carlsen to a game of chess. He suffers from Magnuphobia after a total defeat and never appeared again.
Magnuphobia by markjovan123 December 31, 2019
The name for those who are sorely lacking in brain cells.
"I scored a twelve out of sixty two on a maths test"
"you my sir are a Magnus, prepare to be beaten"
Magnus by legit-just-bees May 8, 2020
if you dont poop alot you're not magnus
Magnus by Ostelars May 26, 2020

magnusvaleria 

They do sum pretty nasty things together and Magnus swears he still doesn’t like her but he actually does 🤫
Magnusvaleria r pretty nasty
Magnus rolls a 20.