A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
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her name would be Maggie Burnz.
her name would be Maggie Burnz.
Don’t fuck with that chick she’s Maggie Burnz you’ll wake up with a blender stuck up your ass and her name tattooed across your nut sack.
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