When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.
I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie
by Bear Grillzzz October 01, 2017
Maggie maddocks is a rac1st chav
by Whathandleisntinuse October 07, 2022
It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.
by The JDub January 02, 2024
Is amazing, caring, is a type of person who will miss people Al LOT, will probably end you a teacher, always assumes stuff
by Dzx nuts April 08, 2022
A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019
by D Jeh April 12, 2020
Why did you have the boredom to look at this definition if it's so retarded? Or were you just looking for a word that would look the thing that tells you to buy a fucking mug look weird?
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 04, 2022