Ping Lord

A ping lord is a person who as amazing ping when using the internet

nerd: that guy does not lag when playing cs

legend: I have a 150ms
nerd: You are such a ping lord

by Rspmx147 October 16, 2017

lord of the ring

When a male eats ass for the first time

Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now

by The1506 August 28, 2020

Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.

Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana

by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021

Lord Chanos

The god of the Universe "W.I.P.T." He is an Instrumental Virtuoso and works to help kids become great in life, but not as great as himself.

Wow, Lord Chanos is awesome.

Lord Chanos, can you help me with my G- Major Scale?

by StudentUnderLordChanos March 2, 2022

poo lord

The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese

poo lord is da best heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.

Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."

by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

Lord Horny

The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy

They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues

Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”

by Chillydog___ March 22, 2021