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Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”
by 2x Talk August 25, 2010
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Trevor's Lightning

By which something is obliterated; totally destroyed beyond recognition.

Trevor's Lightning refer's to the hypothetical weather phenomenon which poses the question, "What if all the Lightning on Earth struck the same place at once?" Named after the man who posed the question, Trevor Jones. In which, the subsequent bolt, would be comparable to a Nuke.
"Your ass is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Man I'm so hungry, that food is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Did you see the demolition site? It's practically Trevor's Lightning."
by thewindvane June 30, 2025
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lightning

1. thunder
2. a hockey team based in tampa
1. wow! thats some lightning!
2. hope the lightning win today's game!
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 19, 2022
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Lightning

a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
by Lightningiscyan July 2, 2023
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lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.
Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016
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Lightning McQueen

🟥🟥⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟦🟥⬜🟦⬜🟦⬜🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟥🟨🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜
⬛🟥🟨⬛⬛🟥🟥🟨🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟨
⬛🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥
⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛
Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer
by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
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