Apology Letter

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

the letter q

the letter p but it has detachment issues

"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."

by bolo374 January 8, 2021

post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

uncle lester

scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!

by 4666 June 7, 2009

Inspector Mo Lester

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.

Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

leeterati

1: the leet class
2: persons interested in being leet

derived from 'literati'

We need joke that the leeterati would get.

by kordos February 19, 2003

excessive lettering

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!

ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!

by bdawghunt March 14, 2008