Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025