Keith

Playboy. He is a goodie two shoes but doesn’t want to get introuble. Only lies when he wants to flex. Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word no

“Hey can we talk?”, asked Keith “ Sorry no I’m busy” “ You do so(insert tea spill right here)” Told Keith

by Unkn0wnus3r May 23, 2021

Keith Wutke

a 6'-4" 340 lb. giant

by some girl October 20, 2003

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

Keith

Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.

If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.

Keiths tend to be sex Gods

Between Keith Partridge & Keith Everett, I think Keiths are cool as hell.

by Partydude17 January 10, 2025

Keith Urban Dictionary

A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.

Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.

A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”

by MediumMF July 17, 2025

Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025