douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

Shush Kabob

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

by Queafer September 12, 2013

crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.

Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.

by rachychill April 25, 2017

snob kabob

A person who feels superior and has a stick up his or her butt.

Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.

by Joeloveskelly August 28, 2017

Seth Kabonick

A short Jewish individual. Usually short fused and although only five feet tall may contain the anger of a six foot tall Latino man. Most typically working as an accountant or pharmacist

That guy is being a real Seth Kabonick.

by JewishRoyale April 16, 2018

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 1, 2018

Horny Kaboodle

The act of making sweet sweet love with another human being.

Brian asks his wife, " do you want to horny kaboodle tonight after we put the kid to bed?"

by Mbngr December 15, 2018