Brr, crummy junk 

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.

As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.

Brr, crummy junk by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018

junk mail 

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!

junk mail by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011

Junker 

A person who is gathers a bunch of trash and attempts to make use of it if not convert its original purpose to serve as something else.

Person A: So I just finish building my new home. But I decided to build it out of the things from a junkyard.
Person B: Well hopefully it doesn't fall on you while you are sleep.
Person A: Welll im more confident that it won't because I built it.
Person B: *Sigh* Sometimes being a junker isn't a good thing in this case.
Person A: Now I need to fix my car.

Junker by Syrikzero August 28, 2013

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

classic rock junkie by floydiac9 October 18, 2009

juniyah 

She's an adorable little girl who loves playing. She can be spoiled but all in all AN AMAZING FRIEND. If you need someone to talk to, just talk to a Juniyah. FYI shell help you out with your crush

"Hey Juniyah, thanks for listening to me."

juniyah by RandomPerson_9 February 20, 2017

jiz junkie 

jiz junkie a person who craves sperm (jiz)essentially a jiz addict

Ie: Micheal barrymoore, Sir elton John for example might say " I fuckin love jiz feed me seamore I am a jiz junkie" Quote unquote as in little shop of horrors plant is addicted to blood..

jiz junkie by hunkster December 6, 2006

scare junkie 

noun Those addicted to the adrenaline boost of being scared
This can be shown by having an abnormal love of horror films, seeing a scary film an abnormal amount of times or going to a place / doing something you know will scare you... abnormally.

Pete: Yo, that Texas Chain Saw Massacre was pimpin
Smithy: Cool
Pete: Damn straight COOL, I seen it 8 times
Smithy: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCARE JUNKIE!
or
"Yo, that Debbie is so weird"
"Na, she's just a scare junkie"

scare junkie by chilli_shakes December 14, 2008