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Joching

"Telling a series of jokes inccorectly and then trying to cover it up by *Joching*"
"I was only Joching"
by Soviet Tits Mgee September 14, 2013
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Jonah

One of the most boring people you will meet. They are often self-centered, egotistical bastards, who are ass holes most of the time.
What the faheeda, your being a Jonah!
by Nilloc55 March 27, 2017
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Jonhnes

Jonhnes is an irristibly hot person. When hungry or tired, very grouchy. Jonhnes has a great sense of humor and is very blunt. Very loveable and hardworking.
Jonhnes is sooo hot!! He's funny too!! mmm hmm!
by Honey Bunz101 February 3, 2010
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jonah and mira

A love so strong no one can break it. They could both be in relation ships but deep down they both know that there love is true
Wow there goes a Jonah and Mira
It was meant to be
by Margie June 26, 2015
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Jonah

by Not Jonah May 20, 2019
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Jonah

A big dick that can’t get his shit together and he is gay
by Girlgamer112144 November 8, 2019
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Jonah

The sexiest of men. One smile from Jonah can cause extreme Intoxication. He will always venture to find the ones he loves. He has the uncanny ability to create unnaturally large dookies in just one trip to the toilet. All who see the girth of the crap will gasp in awe. The smell it emits can make one high depending on the size. Jonah is a hero to all who love mystery and memes. No woman can resist the sound of Jonah's voice which is smooth like hard boiled eggs, and deep like slippery dingleberries. When he looks into your eyes, it's like gazing into the eyes of a dead rat: surreal and full of pain. When he holds your hand, you'll want to die because the feeling is so warm and satisfying and it will often lead to instant diarrhea leakage. When he kisses you it's as if all the stars aligned to form a very small but safe turd sailing through the milky way. He will always be there for you, just like constipation. However don't make Jonah angry. He is very protective and will diagnose anyone who displeases him with dysentery.
Don't look now but I think Jonah is staring at you with rage....how's your stomach?
by UrbanJV4 April 7, 2021
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