Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019

Pulled a jonathan

airing a basketball when shooting(unpressured) from very short distance

the kid pulled a jonathan

by luiboi June 15, 2008

Jonathan ucles

Jonathan is a young handsome boy with rackz.Also he can take ya girl. Oh one more thing NO CAPP!!

You know Jonathan Ucles he got them Rackzz NO CAPPP!!

by Tr3way June 12, 2018

Jonathan Grimes

Fat ass stupid ass bitch

Stranger 1: Is that that Jonathan Grimes The Fat Ass Stupid Ass Bitch ?
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch

by Totally Not Jonathan Kitchen November 2, 2020

Cheyenne and Jonathan

The most amazing,exciting, over exagerative couple anyone will ever meet. A couple that can get through any rough spots together.

Cheyenne and Jonathan are so fucking perfect

by perfection of both June 11, 2018