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A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.
I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty
by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022
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jon neezy

person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy
by daveyjames April 8, 2022
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Jon

A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".
Wow that player was a real Jon.

This server is full of Jons.

Stop being a Jon.
by No to Jons October 24, 2022
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Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo
by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023
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Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.
by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023
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pulled a jon

tripping or stumbling randomly for no appartent reason
Oh dude you pulled a jon!
by David Christianson April 19, 2008
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jordan and jon

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten
by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017
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