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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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jolly Frankenstein

Wanna see my jolly Frankenstein?”
by Vikit June 1, 2024
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Jolly Krank

The Jolly Krank is the action when a person or persons are feeling good and form a circle and "tug their hog" meaning masterbate
Hey tombjoe and billey had a jolly krank and heard it was awesome
by Jolly Krank June 1, 2021
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Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
by jesus037 November 13, 2009
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jolly lesbian

An overweight girl who is attracted to other overweight females. A thin lesbian is not jolly.
I knew a girl once, she was quite large and liked girls. She was a jolly lesbian
by willyhinny January 26, 2017
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Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.
Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!
by Max Ingham April 4, 2024
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jolly jiggler

Giving your husband raspberries in his balls and making him giggle.
I was giving my husband raspberries (or blowing to create vibration) on his stomach and then decided to blow on his balls this jolly jigglers
by Chubby Buddy March 29, 2015
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