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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
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Jojo Day

its jojo day you have to love jojo as much as you can for a week starting from april 12 - april 19!!!! everyone all hail jojo
"Hey bro its jojo day"
"YOOOOOO"
"ITS TIME TO WATCH JOJO"
by jojo guay April 11, 2022
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A JoJo

-when someone claims they did everything first.
-when someone says you are always copying them.
-shortened version of Johnny Joy killer or Joy Joy killer. (Meaning they ruin all the fun)
Bobby is pulling a JoJo. He thinks he invented air!

Stop being a Jojo, you didn't do it first.
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Jojo

A certain fruitiness
You are very Jojo today
by Nick the jojo fiend January 5, 2021
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Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !
Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
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On Jojo

Rapper Lil JoJo (Joseph Coleman, 18) was murdered in the name of gang violence in Chicago, IL on September 4, 2012. He was shot and killed while riding a bike in Southside Chicago's Englewood. People often use the terms “on Lil JoJo” or “on JoJo bike” to swear by the name of kids who have wrongfully died to gang violence. It's spoken similarly to "on God."
A) "It's 2022 and these kids are still dying in the streets. We need to be able to protect our children – this is out of hand."
B) "On Jojo bike bro. It's heart-breaking."

"ngl jesus jojo and mary. took a nigga twenty years to find mother i sober. rap has truly helped my expansion of self. beyond the perception of who I believed to be. on jojo. music is air to a young nigga at this point." -Kendrick Lamar
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jojo among us

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