Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 19, 2021

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Alex Johnson

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

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Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

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I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006

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A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi August 25, 2008

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The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer April 01, 2011

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When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.

On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.

by Yoyooyoto February 27, 2019

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