She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐
by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019
Get the Serayia johnsonmug. To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
Get the penis johnsonmug. Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫
Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush
Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022
Get the carter johnsonmug. Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
Get the ED johnsonmug. A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008
Get the Shawn Johnsonmug. "ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011
Get the Gus Johnsonmug. by Capt. Commy July 5, 2008
Get the Jig Johnsonmug.