Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!
by i<3anime July 3, 2011
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new jersey. if youre from here you know the following:
1. people only go to camden to buy drugs or alcohol illegally.
2. people only go to trenton to buy drugs or to attend the puerto rican day parade.
3. every summer you go down the shore and get cheese fries on the boardwalk.
4. the white horse circle in trenton requires skill; the red lion circle in southampton does not.
5. you'll see at least 12 kids from your high school at wawa in the morning, getting a wawa green tea, breakfast sandwich, 20 oz coffee, or hoagie for lunch.
6. 711 ATM machines charge $1.50 per transaction.
7. if you must go to camden, newark, or trenton at night, lock your doors and make sure your windows are up. also, if you are a fan of rap music, turn it off. you will get jumped and/or shot.
8. bonfires and miller light in southampton are your weekend plans, every weekend. (south jersey)
9. speeding on 295 is an art. go 90 mph but make sure you slow down when you go past the rest stop right before the florence exit. theres always a statey being shady and waiting there for you in the insert.
10. take the back roads to lbi, atlantic city, cape may, seaside, and wildwood. getting pulled over on the garden state expressway or the acx isnt worth the 4 points itll put on your license.
1. people only go to camden to buy drugs or alcohol illegally.
2. people only go to trenton to buy drugs or to attend the puerto rican day parade.
3. every summer you go down the shore and get cheese fries on the boardwalk.
4. the white horse circle in trenton requires skill; the red lion circle in southampton does not.
5. you'll see at least 12 kids from your high school at wawa in the morning, getting a wawa green tea, breakfast sandwich, 20 oz coffee, or hoagie for lunch.
6. 711 ATM machines charge $1.50 per transaction.
7. if you must go to camden, newark, or trenton at night, lock your doors and make sure your windows are up. also, if you are a fan of rap music, turn it off. you will get jumped and/or shot.
8. bonfires and miller light in southampton are your weekend plans, every weekend. (south jersey)
9. speeding on 295 is an art. go 90 mph but make sure you slow down when you go past the rest stop right before the florence exit. theres always a statey being shady and waiting there for you in the insert.
10. take the back roads to lbi, atlantic city, cape may, seaside, and wildwood. getting pulled over on the garden state expressway or the acx isnt worth the 4 points itll put on your license.
in a circle, "Yield" is a merging technique. other new jersey drivers will say you cut them off, but will proceed to do the same thing in a matter of seconds.
by Llana December 28, 2005
Get the New Jersey mug.Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
by Mr. Ferrari January 27, 2010
Get the MTV Jersey Shore mug.More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).
The process raises it's alchoholic content.
The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
The process raises it's alchoholic content.
The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
by IcarusBeDamned January 20, 2007
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Get the jersey side mug.A small town located in north central Pennsylvania surrounded by cow shit, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. Jersey Shore PA also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sluting. Gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. Black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. Individuals who wear carolinas, chew Copenhagen, and have sex with truck sluts are often the majority of the population.
When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.
TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA
Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.
NEXT MORNING........
Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.
2 HOURS LATER. ...
Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA
Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.
NEXT MORNING........
Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.
2 HOURS LATER. ...
Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
by The pre-cummer November 13, 2015
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