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Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.
Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!
by JordySlayer January 18, 2020
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Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.
Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.
Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?
by Nicfannister June 5, 2020
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Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls
Jason is a bitch
by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020
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Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
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Jason

Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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