Jason
Jasons are a type of humans that sometimes really don't give a damn. They don't like people that tell them what to do. They also don't like girls that are too clingy and are like magnets. They may seem like assholes but they do care if they do give a damn (rarely). So if a Jason says "I don't give a rats ass..." than he doesn't give a damn about that topic. Jasons also can be good partners if you want someone that does gaming 23 hours a day. They might make you cry but you will know they do care if you cry tears of happyness.
Jack-"Dude Jason is grumpy today and screwed up my project!"
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."
Jason by almostGOAT December 11, 2018
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