While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
Get the J-Walshmug. by Razorbawz January 18, 2017
Get the milky jmug. by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019
Get the j cubemug. J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
Get the J-Methodmug. An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.
"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
by Melonfuck October 10, 2013
Get the Cammy Jmug. by All J May 15, 2022
Get the All Jmug.