Ivan is the most beautiful name in the world. Ivans are usually rude but once you get to know them they can be pretty lovely. They can get on your nerves sometimes, they are just the perfect people to fall in love with, once you come across an Ivan don’t lose them because you will regret it. They are the bestest of friends and boyfriends, they will always be there for you. Some of them might be shy when getting into a relationship, but depends if they feel comfortable with you. They are very pretty, their eyes, hair, mouth, voice, personality. Ivans have multiple personalities according to who you are, some of them might be lovely and some of them might be bitchy. Everyone wants him and they will try to take him away. If you can get Ivan’s lovely personality, you are very lucky.
Ivan: “hey”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
by Realestperson. November 21, 2023
When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin
Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
by We’re meant to be together October 29, 2019
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
by Ibrand January 31, 2025
A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 04, 2017
a girl that is always the joke in the group. When she is the joke, she doesn't know that she is one which makes it even funnier
omg are u being a Felicia Ivane
by James12356 September 27, 2022