sleepy christmas

When someone sets their scrotum on a sleeping person's chin, and sings a Christmas carol.
by ecent June 13, 2010
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Hippy Christmas

(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.

(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.
"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"

or

"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"
by El Tristo August 03, 2006
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Christmas Crap

the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.
mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.
by santas elf December 29, 2009
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Christmas Crashing

Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.
I love Christmas. But all the celebrating, visiting with family, and celebrating...I'm Christmas Crashing

Joe 1: What are you doing for New Years?
Joe 2: I'll be in rehab.
Joe 1: Why?
Joe 2: I'm Christmas Crashing hard this year. The idea of going out for a drive is exhausting.
by jakesgotbigswag December 26, 2010
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Christmas Cake

What date does Christmas fall on every year? You guessed it, the 25th. And let's just say you enjoy a cake on Christmas. Hypothetically, if you're supposed to eat that cake on Christmas day and no one does, what is the logical thing to do with it? Right again, THROW IT OUT! A Christmas Cake is a 26+ year old female who has passed her prime. Signs that you have encountered a Christmas Cake are children, Hollister clothing, 19 year old best friend, 1997 Saturn SL1 w/ sun roof, etc. You get the point. See also cougar.
"Dude, I went to some party on campus last night. It was pretty lame. I thought there would be a lot of fresman hotties, but instead it was swarming with Christmas Cakes!"
by Jason Calkins November 16, 2006
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Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.
person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas
by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009
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Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

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by CapFish91 March 02, 2017
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