irish wristwatch

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.

'Dude! Try and say Irish Rishwatsh!' 'Whaaat?' 'Irish... Wristwatch.. IRISH WRISTWATCH'

by km_2002 February 11, 2009

irish

the greatest people in the history of the world barnun. Fuck everybody else. We love 2 drink and were so good at it that u can tell if a person drinks or not just by seein their freckles. Im Irish and u probably arent and that sucks 4 u.

The Irish are the blacks of Europe--so we love chicken, can all dunk and have big penises.

by HaggardAss December 28, 2005

Irish

The only race of people capable to build and destroy New York City.

The early New York Irish built New York, but after they were pissed they burnt it down..then built it back up

by StevoNYC September 25, 2005

Irish Nap

Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.

Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.

by Mike Diggitty D. February 23, 2010

Irish Toast

A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.

Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.

by Meatman June 23, 2006

Irish slut

"Niall your a Irish slut"

Niall: BEING 22 AND STILL A VIRGIN GOSH HARRY!

Harry: Nialler it's called being Normal

Niall: BEING NORMAL YOUR 22

Harry: AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IRISH SLUT WHO FUCKS LIAM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN!

Niall: OH YOU TAKE THAT BACK *Starts running after harry throwing socks at him runs into Liam* oi sorry Liam

by Tommolinson July 13, 2020

Black Irish

Full Irish men who have dark black hair instead of the stereotypical red hair and freckles. Origin: in 1600's after the Spanish Armada was obliterated; sailors washed upon the Irish shores, not being able to speak any Gaelic were able to reproduce and had children with black hair.

That little Murphy boy doesn't have hair like his brothers, he is a black Irish, that or his mother's a whore.

by Travis Young June 24, 2007