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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024
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I T G I R L

The song lyrics all idiotic women sing
“I T G I R L YOU KNOW I AM THAT GIRL
by SpeedEclipse December 15, 2023
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I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"
Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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