Homer

Noun; American bonehead
To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003

Hovershit

When you have to take a dump in a public restroom, but the toilet seat is too filthy so you have to hover over it and unleash.

Jaheen took a hovershit in a truckstop after eating a bean burrito.

by ishboo3002 September 22, 2011

Hoverer

A woman who hovers over the toilet seat to pee in an attempt to avoid acquiring germs from the toilet seat, but in actuality, creates germs by getting piss all over the seat.

I am a woman and I have to go pee, let me use this public toilet. Oh god damnit, some hoverer got piss all over the seat.

by MikeAxelrodNoPseudonyms May 17, 2016

hoeriffic

A horriffic hoe.
As much a hoe as she is busted.

"Yo, you see that busted ass bitch?"
"yeah that bitch was HOERIFFIC"

by DrewDog February 3, 2004

homer's car

Wow

i wanna drive it

watch the show

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.

I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.

by Allen202 August 20, 2017

Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

by GoguyJA May 6, 2003