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Honey mask

Where a woman denies or suppresses aspects of her character to snag a partner. Most likely a fella
Are you being honey trapped? No but I’m thinking I might be being honey masked
by Ushkothebear August 24, 2022
mugGet the Honey maskmug.
This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
mugGet the On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!mug.

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
mugGet the Bear Honeymug.

horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.
While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.
by SkippyD March 8, 2019
mugGet the horned honeymug.

Slaying Honeys

1*
To conquer a Honey.

2*
To move from the long revered "Friend Zone" to the main man (boyfriend)

3*
coitus
Dude, at that party last night we were slaying honeys.
by Boston oak February 6, 2015
mugGet the Slaying Honeysmug.

Smooth honeys

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.
by The know October 29, 2014
mugGet the Smooth honeysmug.

honey name

honey is a bad bitch! she can fight. period. she has a protective, funny, personality and will always eat your snacks and drinks. honey would never ever break a friendship. she will listen to music with you and vibe!!! and get u out of trouble 😉😉
you: omg do you see honey name today?!
me: yea she looking bad huh
by emoduckling April 20, 2021
mugGet the honey namemug.

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