homophobe

Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

homophobe

a sad, angry little fucker who has nothing better to do than make the people around them just as miserable as they are.

probably is deep in the closet and just jealous of queer freedom

john is a homophobe, he wasn’t when he had danny’s cock in his mouth but whatever

by maddi lol April 22, 2022

Homophobe

Yx and TehNubNess on RuneScape are great examples, ganging up on players to harass them, and exploiting the in-game report tool to try and get others banned for being lgbt.

Yx and TehNubNess, just message them in game to find out what a homophobe is.

by Yx Is A POS March 30, 2023

Homophobe

Someone which just ate a skittle, equally as if one homosexual died(peace may not be upon them)

I witnessed a friend of mine eating a skittle, i zoned out thinking of how cruel that friend would be, he is a HOMOPHOBE

by Vantas2 February 26, 2022

homophobic wiener

Nathaniel John Allan

"Oh man he's being such a Nathaniel John Allan, which is a rude homophobic wiener"

by Nate Allan April 18, 2018

Homophobic

Being scared of people who like the same gender

Guy 1: hey look over there a gay person
Guy 2: ahhhhh-
Guy 1: I'm just kidding dude calm down
Guy 2: dude, I'm homophobic don't do that you know gay people give me the willies

by Jeijah February 1, 2021

Homophobic

They bully the LGBTQ+ community thats it

homophobic

by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021