hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.

Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"

by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.

The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here…

by SeaCrone June 5, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

Hillbilly Condo is where money is king. The Board goes for the cheapest solution in everything.

The Board replaced outside plants with plastic flowers. So Hillbilly Condo!

by SeaCrone October 12, 2025

The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.

Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025

Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm

"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."

by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025