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He's her lobster

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.
"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS
by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005
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eat her out

to affectionately lick a females vagina causing her to experience extreme satisfaction. If you perform this action properly, she may experience an orgasm.
I'm gonna eat her out so good and hard before we fuck.! She gon' be like, " Damn daddy, my pussy feel so great right now, lemme suck yo dick, Daddy!"
by yomommanikka January 26, 2014
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Seen her arse

To be annoyed with something or sombody. Originates in Manchester UK
I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me
by Jizza Jazza January 15, 2009
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suck her dick

The only advice a guy should give his guy friends about women.
Guy1: I don't know what to do man, I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me.

Guy2: Just "Suck Her Dick" dude.
by TrunchMuncher18 July 12, 2010
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hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.
"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."
by Bilberry March 11, 2008
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Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!
by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022
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Where are her organs?!

What twitter users say when they see a drawing of a slim woman
Twitter user: *sees a drawing of a realistic slim girl*
Twitter user: WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?! THIS IS UNREALISTIC AND FATPHOBIC *reports artist 8 times*
by meb gem August 14, 2021
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