Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Grundle Nub

The male clitoris, located conveniently close to the party and the exit.
This banana hammock has no padding for my grundle nub, it's rubbed raw!
by cash-hunta December 07, 2009
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grundling

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"

"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."

"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
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Godzilla Grundle

The pelvic region of any S.H Monsterarts Godzilla figure, originally used by JobbytheHong.
Jobby: *spreads Godzilla’s legs* Beautiful spread, good ol’ Godzilla Grundle.
by AltonFBF March 10, 2024
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Godzilla Grundle

Godzilla Grundle is usually the place between the thighs and on the crotch area of any SHMonsterArts or NECA Godzilla figure. Term was (I think) originally used by JobbytheHong, popular figure reviewer.
Jobby: *Spreads Godzilla's legs* “Beautiful spread, Good ol Godzilla Grundle.”
by AltonFBF January 18, 2024
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Godzilla Grundle

The Godzilla grundle is usually a place on a Godzilla SH Monsterarts figure between the thighs, typically used by JobbytheHong.
Jobby: *spreads godzillas legs* beautiful Godzilla grundle.~
by AltonFBF January 02, 2024
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Grundle Dan

The full name of your grundle
Yo J-Slice just hit me in the grundle dan
by Dillmann November 03, 2019
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