rail grabber

When you take a dump so large but you have to grab the handicap rail to get it all out

I just went to the bathroom, and that was a real Rail grabber

by Kirk F July 26, 2020

Bowl Grabber

To hold a wine glass by the "Bowl" and not the "Stem." Considered a faux pas because holding the glass this way can change the temperature of the wine.

Look at that bowl grabber; I bet he doesn't know his Châteauneuf-du-Pape from his Vaqueras .

by NichBG September 26, 2020

Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

Goshen Grabber

A more painful sexual act than “cupping the balls” but not too dissimilar.

It involves a Beacon, peanut butter, and a man named Abe.

Lemiddle could no longer tea bag his victims as Abe had performed the Goshen Grabber on him.

by Danily September 11, 2022

Frau Goebbels

AKA Magda Goebbels. Some crazy woman who wants to do disgusting stuff with Dolfy.

Magda: It is important that I see the Failure. Please, move aside.
Gunsche: I have special orders that the Failure does not prefer to be disturbed.
Magda: Please Gunsche, I must see him. PLEASE!
(Gunsche knocks door)
Dolfy: Who the heck is it!?
Gunsche: My Failure, Frau Goebbels is here.
Dolfy: Stupid giant, I told you I don't want to see that obsessive woman.

by The Real Driller November 17, 2022

More flabbin’ for the grabbin’

Just like "more cushin’ for the pushin’" except for super large girls.

Damn homie she look like she could be on my 600 lb life

All good bro, more flabbin’ for the grabbin’

by @celinemmorris April 9, 2019